The Scenario:
The Victim is most likely male, and likes to show off his 'special friend' down under.
Victim: Hey, you know, I'm 12 inches long down there!
Burnmasta: You don't start measuring from the belly button. or Did you start measuring from the belly button?
SIZZLE.
Burn of the Day - Turn that Burn Upside Down
The Scenario:
For no apparent reason whatsoever, the Victim feels like 'insulting' the Burnmasta. Grave consequences ensure.
Victim: Shut up fat/stupid/ugly kid!
Burnmasta: Why are you talking to yourself? or Stop talking to yourself!
SIZZLE.
For no apparent reason whatsoever, the Victim feels like 'insulting' the Burnmasta. Grave consequences ensure.
Victim: Shut up fat/stupid/ugly kid!
Burnmasta: Why are you talking to yourself? or Stop talking to yourself!
SIZZLE.
Burn of the Day - Sucking Up
The Scenario:
The Victim is sucking up to someone. The Burnmasta comes up.
Burnmasta: Should I get you a pacifier?
Victim: What - why?
Burnmasta: For you to suck up on.
SIZZLE.
The Victim is sucking up to someone. The Burnmasta comes up.
Burnmasta: Should I get you a pacifier?
Victim: What - why?
Burnmasta: For you to suck up on.
SIZZLE.
Burn of the Day - Clear Opportunities
The Scenario:
You are writing something. The victim decides to comment on it.
Victim: You have messy handwriting.
Burnmasta: Psh. Messy handwriting is for smart people.
No comment from Victim. Wait for five seconds.
Burnmasta: You have quite neat handwriting.
SIZZLE.
You are writing something. The victim decides to comment on it.
Victim: You have messy handwriting.
Burnmasta: Psh. Messy handwriting is for smart people.
No comment from Victim. Wait for five seconds.
Burnmasta: You have quite neat handwriting.
SIZZLE.
Burn of the Day - Retaliation
The Scenario:
Remember this burn?
"Burnmasta: Hey beautiful.
Victim: Hey-
Burnmasta: Gorgeous is back."
Well, the victim retaliated. Here's a suggested double dose.
Victim: I still will never get that!
Burnmasta: It's been proven that my beauty can numb those too awestruck to respond.
SIZZLE.
Remember this burn?
"Burnmasta: Hey beautiful.
Victim: Hey-
Burnmasta: Gorgeous is back."
Well, the victim retaliated. Here's a suggested double dose.
Victim: I still will never get that!
Burnmasta: It's been proven that my beauty can numb those too awestruck to respond.
SIZZLE.
Burn of the Day - Not Happy
The Scenario:
The victim is a happy-go-lucky person. You, are not.
Victim: I'm happy you're here!
Burnmasta: The feeling is not mutual.
Sizzle.
The victim is a happy-go-lucky person. You, are not.
Victim: I'm happy you're here!
Burnmasta: The feeling is not mutual.
Sizzle.
Burn of the Day - Change of Looks
The Scenario:
You have just had a haircut which makes you look somewhat different from the image people (namely the victim) are used to. This can be adapted for other similar changes of looks, like change of style or getting a facial. Something like that.
Victim: You got a haircut...
Burnmasta: I didn't think it was humanly possible, but I look even hotter than I did already after getting the haircut.
SIZZLE.
Note: this is best used on a friendly person.
You have just had a haircut which makes you look somewhat different from the image people (namely the victim) are used to. This can be adapted for other similar changes of looks, like change of style or getting a facial. Something like that.
Victim: You got a haircut...
Burnmasta: I didn't think it was humanly possible, but I look even hotter than I did already after getting the haircut.
SIZZLE.
Note: this is best used on a friendly person.
The Burn Blog. Blogger Template created by Deluxe Templates
CSS Template by Breezy / Support by Dante Araujo