The Scenario:
Anyone with a butt chin (cleft chin) - this is for you (especially girls).
Victim: Hey, you have a butt chin! Laughs
Burn master [with impassive face]: Hey, you are a butt face! See that huge crease down the middle...trace an invisible line down the VICTIM's face.
SIZZLE
Burn of the Day - 14/06/09
The Scenario:
The burn master is seated next to the victim.
Victim: Eurgh, sorry but I don't sit next to freaks.
Burn master: Eurgh, neither do I. Walk away, look back and pretend to gag.
SIZZLE
The burn master is seated next to the victim.
Victim: Eurgh, sorry but I don't sit next to freaks.
Burn master: Eurgh, neither do I. Walk away, look back and pretend to gag.
SIZZLE
Burn of the Day - 12/06/09
The Scenario
Victim: Hey [burn master], looks like you need to upgrade your friends.
Burn master: Hey [victim], looks like you need to upgrade your brain.
Victim: Well-
Burn master [interrupting]: No wait - you can't upgrade that 'cause it ain't there!
SIZZLE
Victim: Hey [burn master], looks like you need to upgrade your friends.
Burn master: Hey [victim], looks like you need to upgrade your brain.
Victim: Well-
Burn master [interrupting]: No wait - you can't upgrade that 'cause it ain't there!
SIZZLE
Burn of the Day - 11/06/09
The burn: Hey, Halloween was over a long time ago - it's about time you took that horror mask off your face.
Conditions of usage: can be used on any day except for Halloween and the month before; the day right after Halloween is most effective.
Form: To the face, forums, photo/video comments.
Conditions of usage: can be used on any day except for Halloween and the month before; the day right after Halloween is most effective.
Form: To the face, forums, photo/video comments.
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