Burn of the Day - Age

The Scenario
Someone is taking ages to do something.

The Victim: Eurgh! I'm going to be 106 years old before I finish this!
Burnmasta: You're already 105.

SIZZLE

Burn of the Day - Clothing

The Scenerio:
The burnmasta is wearing something absolutely ridiculous, whether he/she is aware of it or not. The victim comes along.

Victim: You look like such a [whatever weak 'burn' they make]. Will you just please take it off?
Burnmasta: Oh, what, my brilliance? Sorry, can't do that.

SIZZLE.