Burn of the Day - 14/03/10

The Scenario:
You simply want to annoy this person, regardless of whether he/she has actually done anything to you.

Victim: Oh my God!
Burn masta: Please, I'd rather you didn't use my name in vain.

SIZZLE

Note: credits go to pal.

Another Burn of the Day - 07/03/10

The Scenario:
Someone really annoying thinks he/she is smart. Well, this proves they aren't.

Bystander: I agree with you [or something along those lines].
Victim [to bystander]: Yeah! Great minds think alike!

NOTE: The victim can be burned in two ways.

Alternative 1:
Burnmasta: But you aren't thinking like me.

SIZZLE

Alternative 2:
Burnmasta: But this great mind isn't thinking like yours.

SIZZLE

Burn of the Day - 07/03/10

The Scenario:
Someone forgot something. Yeah, that's about it. WARNING: this could create enemies.


(Preferably male) Victim: Damn, I forgot!
Burn masta: Oh, forgot you had balls?
Victim: speechless
Burn masta: No wonder it didn't hurt the other day when I kicked you while you weren't looking...


SIZZLE