Another Burn of the Day - 07/03/10

The Scenario:
Someone really annoying thinks he/she is smart. Well, this proves they aren't.

Bystander: I agree with you [or something along those lines].
Victim [to bystander]: Yeah! Great minds think alike!

NOTE: The victim can be burned in two ways.

Alternative 1:
Burnmasta: But you aren't thinking like me.

SIZZLE

Alternative 2:
Burnmasta: But this great mind isn't thinking like yours.

SIZZLE