Burn of the Day - Change of Looks

The Scenario:
You have just had a haircut which makes you look somewhat different from the image people (namely the victim) are used to. This can be adapted for other similar changes of looks, like change of style or getting a facial. Something like that.

Victim: You got a haircut...
Burnmasta: I didn't think it was humanly possible, but I look even hotter than I did already after getting the haircut.

SIZZLE.

Note: this is best used on a friendly person.

Burn of the Day - Thoughts

This burn is adapted from the one and only Chuck Bass of Gossip Girl. I don't actually watch it, but I do love how cocky he is.

The Scenario:
The victim thinks they are actually important enough to even enter the thoughts of the burnmasta.

Victim: You probably think I'm [boring/cool/any adjective].
Burnmasta: I don't think of you.

SIZZLE.

"I am Chuck Bass." - Chuck Bass

Foreign Burns

This is on burns found online. These two came from two YouTube videos (where the 'burns' are typically very bad).

This one was from a video of Justin Bieber's "Eenie Meenie" song:

And another on an Avenged Sevenfold video (Bat Country, I think):

SIZZLE x2.


Note: I don't actually mind Justin Bieber. I simply find these burns funny.

Burn of the Day - Utter Cockiness

You can use this on your friends for a laugh or your nemeses to make them hate you more. Either way works.


The Scenario:
The victim is sitting alone or with his/her friends. You come by to say hi.

Burnmasta: Hey beautiful.
Victim: Hey-
Burnmasta: Gorgeous is back.

SIZZLE.

Burn of the Day - Makeup

The Scenario:
At a prom or something where girls wear makeup.

Victim: [In an arrogant manner] Like my makeup? Looks like a professional did it, doesn't it?
Burnmasta: No.
Victim [oblivious to what is coming, still arrogant]: Then why were you staring at my face for so long?
Burmasta: I was contemplating whether to sue whoever did your makeup.

SIZZLE.

Burn of the Day - Attempts at Devaluing the Burnmasta

The Scenario:
This was said in reaction to the burn previously posted only a few minutes ago.

Victim: When are you going to realise that you are actually equal to everybody else?
Burnmasta: The day the Sun dies.

SIZZLE.

Burn of the Day - Intended Arrogance

The Scenario:
The Burnmasta is doing something considered 'unusual' by lesser beings (such as writing in the burn blog), and the victim comments on it.

Victim: You're unbelievable/This is ridiculous.
Burnmasta: I know, unbelievably/ridiculously hot.

SIZZLE.

Burn of the Day - Attention

The Scenario:
The burnmasta is chatting with someone. Victim overhears his/her name.

Victim: I'm sorry, did I hear my name?
Burnmasta: Do you really think you're that important to hear your name mentioned all the time. [Turn around]

SIZZLE.