Burn of the Day - Makeup

The Scenario:
At a prom or something where girls wear makeup.

Victim: [In an arrogant manner] Like my makeup? Looks like a professional did it, doesn't it?
Burnmasta: No.
Victim [oblivious to what is coming, still arrogant]: Then why were you staring at my face for so long?
Burmasta: I was contemplating whether to sue whoever did your makeup.

SIZZLE.